Kyle Dyer's New Haircut

Kyle Dyer debuted a new haircut a few weeks ago... Isn't it glorious?

Jesse Horne. 1-2-3-4! Every weekend morning, Jesse has the task of....yawn...reporting.....zzzzzzz....prep sports.....zzzzzzz. God bless him, why won't 9news get this man's suits tailored? Jesse comes to us from Wisconsin- a state known for it's cheese. Jesse's head is actually made out of velveeta and his teeth out of cheddar. He towers over his weekend cohorts- Corey Rose, Ashton Altieri and Matt Flener. If the 9news weekend crew were the Fantastic Four, Jesse would be, "The Thing," but instead of space rock, Jesse would be made out of, you guessed it, cheese.

I don't think that King Tut would approve

Oh PotatoHead, wow, what more can I say?

Morning Pharoahs

Dear Lord, check out this morning news gem! And check out Kyle Dyer's response to her animatronic co-hosts Gary and Mr. PotatoHead.

Another great example of newroom editing

A Great Example of awesomeness

KWGN TV Denver, Colorado Promo

The honor of "Worst News Team in the Galaxy," goes to KWGN Denver Channel 2's D-listers.
According to Wikipedia, On March 30, 2009 the station underwent a rebranding, and became known as "the Deuce" in an effort to appeal to a younger audience and be more involved in local issues.
Well, that makes alot of sense- nice "Rebranding," KWGN.
Channel 2's catch phrase, "News On the Deuce," is often mistaken for, "News and a Deuce," which can be interpreted as their news reporting is similar to crap. They also use the phrase, "Daybreak on the Deuce," which is really self explanatory.
Channel 2's only quality news anchor was Ernie Bjorkman. Channel 2 sucked so bad that Ernie left his ancorspot to become an anchorvet-tech.