Gary Shipiro, a.k.a., "Ron Burgundy; The Joker"

Details: Gary will bring you great joy each morning with his embarrassing transitions from reporting epic tragedies to goofy local news, all in one breath. Even his co-anchor, Kyle Dyer, is not immune to Gary's bizarre emotional twists. Each morning, as Kyle is preparing the transmission of important data to the galaxy, you can catch her looking at Gary like he is a complete freakshow. Which he is.